My friend and his fiancée broke up with each other not so long back. He's come to stay with my girlfriend and I for a while so he can try to stay away from her. This is all well and good because we get on fine and he and my other half get on well too.

There is a bit of awkwardness in my mind though. My friend is Dan. He and I have both had threesomes with previous girlfriends of each other in the past. Since then I've kind of decided that, although I enjoyed it a fair bit previously, I don't want him screwing my girlfriend now.

It's not like he's gone around asking or anything like that. Just every now and then something sexual will come up in conversation and I can feel the tension in the air. It just gets to me a little bit. They're at the gym together right now. I'm still stuck at work. I trust them both as much as I can, but I can't put the idea that something might happen out of my head. I'm sure it hasn't already happened... That doesn't help me with my paranoia about the future though. Them going to the gym is going to be a regular thing, and I can't go along because I'm always working late.

Oh well. I guess I'll just have to make sure I keep Eliza interested in me, and trust them both. If something happens then I'll have the right to be pissed off. If I say something now then that'll just cause problems. Hopefully he'll find somewhere else to live before too long and things can go back to normal.

In the mean time I'm still trying to find another female for a threesome. Will this saga ever end?

Oh yeah, who the hell tagged me with "talks-a-load-of-shit"? What a stupid tag. This is the blog I've kept away from people I know so I can tell the whole truth.

I can't begin to remember the amount of girls I've been with who have claimed to be interested in having a threesome with another girl. My first proper girlfriend said she was. To be fair to her she did go so far as to kiss another girl with me in the room, but then we got interrupted before anything good happened. It never came up again either. My previous girlfriend said she was very interested. She also kissed another girl with me (which I wrote about in this blog entry under the title of Rachel). that never quite got off the ground either though.

My current girlfriend has said she'd be more than willing to go for a threesome, but she doesn't know any other girls who would be up for it. Understandably she doesn't want to have one with any of my previous girlfriends. She also doesn't want to have one with Sally, but that's because she somehow feels threatened by her. I can't just go out and pick up some random girl from somewhere. It'd be really weird. Going out and picking up a girl with my girlfriend would be even more strange.

I think even if I found another willing girl there would be some excuse not to do it.

My question is this: why say you're interested in a threesome with another girl if you're actually not?

I suppose the obvious answer is appeasement of the males thirsting for the threesome in the first place. Still, men would be a lot more understanding about the whole thing if women took the time to explain that it was all a con and they're only passingly interested in going anywhere with the thought.

It's such a shame. I always seem to get my hopes up when a girl says she wants to do it. You'd think I would have learned by now... If you never give up then you never fail!

I've got quite a bit to catch up on since May last year. I'll give some subheadings and get on with it.

Emily
Emily left her boyfriend, as was expected in my previous post. We stayed good friends, and then one day she announced that she was moving to London. I wasn't overly bothered about this because I had found myself a new girlfriend. We'll call this one Rachel, and I'll fill in some info on her later on.

Emily and I still speak, and get on really well, and I think that's as far as it'll ever go. She's a good friend, and fun to hang out with. Especially when she's drunk. I'll comment more on that in the Rachel section below.

Rachel
I went out one night with some work friends, but they all took too long to get to the club so I ended up arranging to meet them inside. Unfortunately they didn't manage to get into the club at all, and went to a different one, downstairs from it. I bumped into a few people that I used to work with and spent most of the night looking at girls with them. At one point I spotted a girl dancing who I liked the look of, and she was looking at me too. The whole "our eyes met across a crowded room" thing.

I went over and kind of half-danced near her for a while. Eventually she came over and started to dance with me properly, and before long we kissed. She said she was out for her friends' birthday, and so she couldn't just go off and leave her friends. So I walked off and found my friends for a bit, then we met up again later on. I asked for her phone number, and she took mine too. We met up the next day for some drinks and we then went back to her house. I stayed there for 3 months without going home for more than a few bits and bobs!

We had some good times with friends and stuff. Notably at one party we had a few drinks and Rachel and Emily ended up kissing each other. I also ended up kissing Emily in front of Rachel, and then we all kissed each other for a while. It was pretty awesome kissing two girls at the same time. It was a bit weird because of the 4 other guys in the room watching, but meh. None of them got to join in, so I was happy.

Another interesting time with Rachel was when my friend Dan (had a threesome with his now fianceé Emma) came over and we all had a few drinks. I was horny, so I picked up Rachel, went over to where Dan was sleeping on the inflatable mattress on the floor, and put her down and started to have sex with her. We'd spoken about having threesomes before, and she was wanting to have one with another girl, and one with another guy. I knew she would have one with Dan, and she was being all shy, so I took matters into my own hands. Dan was awake, so he knew what was happening. Before too long Rachel was into it, and asked if Dan wanted a blowjob. Obviously he did, so that all kind of happened for a bit. We switched around a bit, but then Dan and I had been drinking too much, and we ended up just going to sleep without finishing.

The next day we hung out in town for a while, then we all went back again, and we had another threesome. It started out with me and Rachel having sex while she gave Dan a blowjob. I was going quite quickly, and before I knew it I was really quite close, so I had to stop. Rachel took this to mean that we were changing position, so she lifted herself up with my dick still inside her and that movement pushed me right to the edge. I came, but not properly. It was more just an uncontrolled flow of fluid... :\ Unimpressive. I didn't let on though, and just decided it was Dan's turn to be doing something while I sat down. So we switched position and he had sex with Rachel while she gave me a blowjob. It was a bit weird, but not bad. It was a bit annoying when she would take my dick out of her mouth, but I suppose she had to breathe or something. I would just put it back in and hold her head down.

After a bit we tried double penetrating her. It was decided that I should be behind her and Dan should be in front because his dick is bigger than mine and it would be less likely to hurt her. I wasn't so pleased with that, either. Mine's thicker than his, and that'd be what would cause more pain. But oh well. I did my part, and when it came to Dan's turn it took him ages. It was kind of awkward, and obviously I'd already cum a bit, so I wasn't full strength. Before too long we'd kind of given up on that idea.

We messed around a bit more, but it was getting late, so Dan was going to just stop. I told him that we couldn't just stop again because that'd be a failure. We should finish porn star style by cumming on her face. So Rachel got on her back and Dan and I got on each side of her head and started to jerk off. Before too long Dan was cumming. Rachel couldn't see because it was almost dark and she thought it was me and started to move her mouth towards my dick, but I moved her back and said it wasn't me. Dan finished, and it was quite unimpressive because it kind of just dribbled out. It took me a couple more minutes because I was thinking too much, but then I came all over Rachel's face and then she sucked my dick a little bit before going and cleaning herself up.

So yeah, those are the particularly interesting events. Rachel did agree to have a threesome with a girl we'll call Lara, but that never happened because of the stuff below... I went out one night and saw Lara in a club. She's a friend of Dan's fianceé Emma, so I'd met her before. I talked to her for a while, then she asked how my girlfriend was. I said she was fine, and then Lara kissed me, and called me a cheat. It was quite bizarre because her boyfriend was about 3 metres away (luckily) facing the other direction.

A few days after I moved in with Rachel a new girl started working nearby at work. After a couple of months we'd realised we had quite a lot in common, and we began spending a lot of time talking, and flirting. I knew I couldn't stay with Rachel any longer, and so I told her, and we split up so I could be with...

Eliza
Eliza and I kissed for the first time on September 29th, 2007 and we haven't spent a day apart since then. I moved in with my friend, and so did Eliza after a couple of weeks. Then we moved to my mum's for a week, then her parents' for a week, and now we're in our own house that we're renting.

We're both really happy with each other, although we do argue from time to time. It's a good sign that we can handle it and still be really great together.

We've had all the usual discussions about things we'd like to do, and threesomes have come up. Now Eliza has agreed to having one with Lara, and I'm in the process of trying to get it arranged. It'll be awesome if it happens because I've not had a threesome with 2 girls before. Eliza says she doesn't want to have a threesome with another guy, but I can't tell if she's saying that because she thinks that's what I want to hear, or because it's the truth. We'll see with time.

Sally
There is one other girl in the mix called Sally. She really seems interested in sex, a lot, with me. I've spoken to her a few times, and the things she wants to do are filthy, but really interesting sounding. The problem is that I have a girlfriend, and Sally lives in Birmingham. I'm trying not to do anything with her, but it's so tempting because she wants it so much. I'll be strong!

Roundup
So yeah, that's the last few months of my life with a distinct focus on the sex and relationships. I'll try to update a bit more over the next few weeks because they could be really interesting!

I've got quite a bit to catch up on since May last year. I'll give some subheadings and get on with it.

Emily
Emily left her boyfriend, as was expected in my previous post. We stayed good friends, and then one day she announced that she was moving to London. I wasn't overly bothered about this because I had found myself a new girlfriend. We'll call this one Rachel, and I'll fill in some info on her later on.

Emily and I still speak, and get on really well, and I think that's as far as it'll ever go. She's a good friend, and fun to hang out with. Especially when she's drunk. I'll comment more on that in the Rachel section below.

Rachel
I went out one night with some work friends, but they all took too long to get to the club so I ended up arranging to meet them inside. Unfortunately they didn't manage to get into the club at all, and went to a different one, downstairs from it. I bumped into a few people that I used to work with and spent most of the night looking at girls with them. At one point I spotted a girl dancing who I liked the look of, and she was looking at me too. The whole "our eyes met across a crowded room" thing.

I went over and kind of half-danced near her for a while. Eventually she came over and started to dance with me properly, and before long we kissed. She said she was out for her friends' birthday, and so she couldn't just leave with me.

Emily has a boyfriend still. We'll call him Tim. He lives near where Emily went to university, which is quite far from here.

I had a really long conversation with Emily about their relationship today, and we have done so before, too. Emily's positive Tim's not the guy for her any more. She has some unresolved things with him, meaning she's not going to end things just yet because it'd be more than a bit mean on him. Personally I think I'd rather know the full truth straight away. If I say that it's meaner not to tell him I just sound like I'm trying to split them up.

I really have tried to be impartial, suggesting that she tells him she's having doubts and watches how he tries to make it better. She said she doesn't want him to try to make it better though. She just wants to end things with him, in a non-mean way. That means she'll be with him for another month.

She did agree that she should probably have a bit of a chat with him though. So that'll probably be happening at some point fairly soon. Probably the weekend after this one, in fact.

Now, I have unresolved issues with Emily myself. I can't work out what she's interested in. I don't know if she just wants to be friends with me, or if she likes me, but is hiding it. It's tough to tell. The advice she gave me about Valerie makes me suspect she likes me. Also the fact that she's convinced she doesn't want to be with Tim makes me think she's looking for someone else. We've both mentioned to each other how our parents have said we should get together (which is kinda strange). I just don't want to make a fool of myself by asking her outright while I'm unsure!

Any thoughts? :\

Valerie sent a bunch of messages to me today. It got to the point where we were both just openly flirting with each other. I pointed it out and she asked if it was a problem. I said no, but that flirting usually ended up going in one particular direction. Then I asked her if that was her plan all along and said she was just trying to get me into bed.

Valerie said I was trying to get her into bed! The cheek of it. I'd spent all night being disallowed from speaking to her. I certainly wasn't the one who instigated the flirting, let alone the conversation after weeks of being blanked and ignored. So, she pissed me off a bit with her comment.

I replied with "How is that? Was it when you invited me into town, then sent a hundred messages asking when I'd get there, then called me the next day, then sent more messages?" Then a second one a few seconds later saying "Thought so."

She didn't reply for a few hours, but I managed to hold back from saying anything to her. Eventually I got a message saying "I did not send.. A hundred texts!! I was hammered you realise how long it took me to right a text lol... But ok i was trying to get you into bed lol"

I fricking won! I got her to admit she is the one chasing me. That has never happened before with Valerie. She's a very stubborn person and always tried to make it seem like I was the only one getting something out of us seeing each other. I was grinning constantly for a good 10 minutes. I thanked Emily for her advice, as it does seem to be paying off nicely.

The ball is well and truly in my court. I just need to decide which direction to hit it, and how hard.

Valerie's got me kinda confused again... With a little help from Emily, my friend and self-appointed relationship advisor.

She called me yesterday and spoke to me until her credit ran out. Then when I called back we spoke for a minute or so and she said she'd text me later on because she was having her dinner.

She did text me later on, but Emily told me I shouldn't reply. So I didn't. I got another message a bit later on saying "Quiet?" Emily still wouldn't let me reply to it. Apparently I shouldn't be so quick to reply to her, and have a chat...

I don't really do the whole mind-game trick-playing thing if I can avoid it--usually I can--so I'm in new waters with this. I just think it's a bit rude not to reply to a message. Especially since I was just being friendly. The first message said "Biggest hang over to date Hehe i'm surprised i made it home... And not to somewhere else o_O" That sounds like she was expecting to end up at my house, to me... But I might be interpreting it incorrectly.

I was chatting to Emily for a good hour or so about her boyfriend. She said she's not interested in him any more because all the things she used to like him for are now the things she dislikes about him. The last week or so spent with Emily (almost every day) has made me suspect she kinda likes me. I might just be mistaking long-standing friendship and comfortableness though. I did ask her out once, about 7 years ago, but she said we were just friends back then.

She went away to university and I went to California, so we didn't speak for a very long time. Perhaps she sees things differently now. She's definitely very flirtatious. She keeps raising her eyebrows when she looks at me and making suggestive comments... But that doesn't really mean much.

The thing that has me thinking the most is her advice about Valerie. She keeps telling me to do things that I would say hinder my chances of anything normal taking place--even just being friends. It seems almost kind of like a sabotage. I don't know what to think though. Perhaps my ego is just running away with me.

Any sage-like advice would be greatly appreciated.

Valerie's back in town, as I mentioned a couple of entries ago. I am still totally past caring about a relationship with her. I know that'd be a bad idea... But... Yesterday she was sending me text messages for ages asking if I was going out into town. I said I would do, and from then on she kept pestering me to see when I'd turn up. I kept putting it off because I was out with other people, but kept telling her that I'd make it eventually.

Luckily for me one of the people that I was out with, we'll call her Emily, was giving me advice on what to put in my messages. One went something like "I'm out with someone at the moment. I'll be coming out soon." which, according to Emily, is supposed to make her a bit jealous.

Valerie replied with "You're crap" and Emily would not let me reply to that message. A couple of minutes later Valerie sent along another message saying "Pleaseeee Hehe soon hammerede Hehe" which let me know just how desperate, and drunk, she was. I didn't reply to that one either, until I was almost in town. Then I asked her where she was and went and met her.

After a few minutes with her and her friends one of them came over to me and said that she thinks Valerie was showing off for me. Later on in the night she asked if Valerie and I had kissed yet. She said she was positive that we definitely would do during the night. The way Valerie was behaving I was expecting it myself. But nothing happened. We danced a lot, and there were times when we were talking and our heads were together that we just stayed like that without saying anything, but there was no kiss.

In the end Valerie had to go meet her once-ex-fiancée for a lift home. I also got a lift home, from someone else, and went to sleep, alone.

I can't help but think that the night could have gone very differently if I'd put some effort into it, but I really don't know if I want to or not.

She's cool to hang out with most of the time, and she's good in bed... She also has a fiancée again, and would not be very good for a relationship.

Perhaps I should just play it by ear. See if she's really as interested as everyone, including me, seems to think, and then make my mind up what to do from there. If anything it'll just be a bit of harmless fun... I don't think she'll last much longer with her fiancé. My guess was a month or two, and I think it'll be about right. Apparently they spend most of their time arguing at the moment. I just happen to be around being the nice understanding person.

Just hope I don't fumble the ball and run all the way into The Friend Zone!

Here are some more of her messages from last night. Tell me if you think she's as interested in me as I suspect. Some are more obvious (and coherent) than the others. They're arranged chronologically.

"I can see you skipping it due to a prior arrangement "
"Good good so come down town"
"You coming?"
"Why not now... Hurry up.! Or lose out"
"I don't no Hehe just hurry up you said you were coming hours ago..!... Typical man"
"Pleaseeee Hehe soon hammerede Hehe"

Lisa came over to my house early (2am) on Monday morning after she'd been to work until 23:30, gone home to shower and do her hair.

The pretence this time was that I'd be helping her to write a CV. I would have done so had she not taken so long to get to my house. By the time she got to my house neither of us could be bothered to start a CV. We didn't even watch a movie or anything. We just got on my bed and spoke for a while.

Lisa told me I should turn off my light and my monitors because it was too bright in the room. So I did. We then had a drink each. Malibu for Lisa and JD for me.

After a couple of minutes she was getting pretty drunk. It was pretty quick, but no denying it. When she'd finished her drink (long after mine was gone) she said it was time for her to go have a cigarette. She started to climb over me to get off the bed and I pulled her down onto me.

She asked if I thought this stuff was a good idea because we seem to do it, then not speak to each other for a couple of months, then meet up to do it again, etc. This was quite strange because the night before she'd been talking to me about whether I think she and I could ever date each other properly. I think I could do, and I think we'd have a lot of fun while it lasted. I don't think it'd last very long though. Certainly not with everything how it is now. Perhaps when things are different it'll be worth looking at in greater detail.

That was a big digression... Basically I said I thought it was a good idea. and then pulled her head down to mine and kissed her. She hesitated for a few seconds, but then I rolled her over onto her back and kissed her some more. She soon made up her mind and started kissing back. I remembered (thanks to this blog) that she likes her ears being nibbled, so I did that for a while and she said she was glad I'd remembered. (She knows I write this blog now, but she doesn't know the address for it. She also knows her name has been changed.) After a few minutes of kissing and stuff she was getting very into it. I stopped and said it was time for her cigarette.

When we got back to my room afterwards we went pretty much straight into kissing again. Before too long we had our hands all over each other. She'd mentioned on the phone that she went down on me a lot more than I ever went down on her. I started my efforts to correct the ratio. She definitely enjoyed that a lot. I enjoy doing it. I guess I just sort of forget to actually do it.

Lisa told me she wanted sex, and obviously I did too. She said she had to do something before we did though, so it was less painful for her. (She's pretty small as it is. She's also not the most experienced person I know.) She began masturbating and we were kissing a lot while she did. Then I moved my hand over to help her out. She gave me a bit of guidance so she was enjoying it more. I think that must have gone on for about half an hour or so before she came. Definitely feels good to know you're responsible for it. For most of the last part she was using her hand on me at the same time. I think it actually helped make it easier because she was holding something, as well as kissing someone... That's gotta make it better than just doing it by yourself, right?

After that she was apparently too tired for sex though, so we ended up just going to sleep with the promise that she would give me a blowjob in the morning. Not that anything was required in return... And it's a good job! The next day Lisa didn't really feel like doing anything because of her lack of sleep, and I had to be out of the house quite early anyway. She says she owes me, and that's fine, but I'm not too bothered about claiming it. I don't mind it being one-sided sometimes. It's still fun.

Lisa came over to my house early (2am) on Monday morning after she'd been to work until 23:30, gone home to shower and do her hair.

The pretence this time was that I'd be helping her to write a CV. I would have done so had she not taken so long to get to my house. By the time she got to my house neither of us could be bothered to start a CV. We didn't even watch a movie or anything. We just got on my bed and spoke for a while.

Lisa told me I should turn off my light and my monitors because it was too bright in the room. So I did. We then had a drink each. Malibu for Lisa and JD for me.

After a couple of minutes she was getting pretty drunk. It was pretty quick, but no denying it. When she'd finished her drink (long after mine was gone) she said it was time for her to go have a cigarette. She started to climb over me to get off the bed and I pulled her down onto me.

She asked if I thought this stuff was a good idea because we seem to do it, then not speak to each other for a couple o